I told you NOT to do that

But.....Since you have anyway...

I'll unleash from my arsenal of quotable material Star Wars quotes
(I warned you not to click)

A Rich byte

"It's an older code sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing...."
"I think my sight's improving. Before I could only see a dark blur, now I can see a light blur."
"You...and like your father...are now...MINE."
"No...there is another."
"And these blast points -- too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."
"Oota goota, Solo? Soam peetalay. EE mal-a-tran tee-tachma geekeetna."
"And now, young Skywalker...you will die...."
"Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here...now...thank you. How are you?" *wince*
"You may fire when ready."
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
"I am NOT a committee!"
"...I'm terribly sorry...."
"We're doomed!"
"Oh, listen to them, Artoo; they're dying!"
"R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer."
"But I was going to go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
"You came in THAT thing? You're braver than I thought."
"What an incredible SMELL you've discovered!"
"You don't have to do this to impress me."
"You rebel *scum*."
"My eye! My eye! Somebody, help me! OOOoooOOOOoooOOOooohhhhhhh!!"
"Can someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"
"No reward is worth this."
"That's impossible, even with a computer!"
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"I bring a gift: these two droids." "Artoo, you're playing the wrong message!"
"I got him! I got him!!" "Great shot kid. Don't get cocky!"
"And you said it would be pretty down here."
"Artoo, it worked! I knew you could do it!"
"I have decided that we shall stay here."
"Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool that follows him?"
"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
"3PO! You tell that worm ridden piece of filth he'll get no such pleasure from us! ...... Right...?"
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
"Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force."
"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
"Do or do not. There is no try."
"Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things! Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!"
"There's no mystical force that controls MY destiny."
"Of course Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time..."
"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!"
"I dunno, I can *imagine* quite a bit."
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie." "I can arrange that!"
"Kreesh naa krenko." "Yeah, I'll bet you have."
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."
"Never tell me the odds!"
"Keep your distance though, Chewie...but don't LOOK like your tryin' to keep your distance. I don't know...fly casual."
"Who's 'scruffy looking'?"
"But *sir*, the odds of surviving a direct assault on an Imperial Stardestroyer--" "SHUT UP!"
"Lock the door." "And *HOPE* they don't have blasters." "...That isn't very reassuring."
"I don't believe it!" "That is why you fail."
"Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"
"Get in there, you big hairy oaf! ...I don't care what you smell, get in!"
"Hurry up, goldenrod! You're going to become a permanent resident!"
"Well, one thing's for sure: we're all going to be a lot thinner!"
"And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside."
"That's cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that."
"I have a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Wookie win."
"I don't know. You think a princess and a guy like me--" "No."
"Hey...it's me."
"Wait! I thought you were blind!" "Trust me!"
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"...delusions of grandeur." This quote appears twice....
ESB: C3PO -- "I'm sitting here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur!"
ROTJ: Han -- Just after being released from the carbonite.

"I love you." "I know. This appears twice, too....
ESB: Leia & Han--When Han is being lowered into the deep freeze.
ROTJ:Han & Leia--When Leia, wounded by a blaster shot, pulls out a blaster, ready to shoot a stormtrooper.

"I've got a bad feeling about this." This quote appears six times...
SW: Luke -- right when the Falcon is approaching the Death Star for the first time (after "That's no moon. It's a space station!" and such.)
SW: Han -- In the trash compactor, right before it starts to compress.
ESB: Leia -- Walking around in the belly of the asteroid-creature, before it starts to shake real bad.
ROTJ: C3PO -- Walking into Jabba's place, right before they cut to Jabba for the first time.
ROTJ: Han -- When the Ewoks are about to serve him up as a banquet for C3PO.
ROTJ: Lando -- After hearing the Imperial Fleet was being dispatched.

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