1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Bad cop! No donut!
3. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.
4. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school
instead.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
9. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
10. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no
other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
13. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained
specialist!
14. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun
fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal, forcing me to
speed out of control.
15. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
16. Can you give me another one of those full cavitiy searches?
webbed by Richard Hay.