Data: "Perhaps I can reverse the polarity by extenting my axial servo?"
[Data opens up module in his arm, and waves it in front of the door]
Data: "Open Sesame!"
[Door opens]
Data: "You might say I have a "magnetic" personality.
Riker: "Extend the plank!"
Riker: "Lower the badge of office!"
[Worf extends himself out to try and catch the descending plumed officers hat while continuing to balance himself on the plank]
Riker: (whispers to Picard) "He won't make it, no one ever has."
[Worf leaps up, grabs the trophy hat, and lands unsteadily for a moment, but keeps his balance]
Riker: "Computer! Remove Plank!"
[the plank disappears, and Worf is sent plummeting into the freezing
water]
[The assembled crew bursts out laughing]
Picard: "I think it's "retract" plank, not "remove" plank, Number One."
Riker: "Quite right, Captain."
[Data appears quizically puzzled, and turns to Dr. Crusher]
Data: "Doctor, I fail to see the humor in this situation. What is funny about Lt. Commander Worf falling into freezing water?"
Doctor Crusher: "Data, you've got to learn to get into the spirit of things. Live in the moment. Be spontaneous. Got it?"
Data: "Got it."
[Data pushes Dr. Crusher over the side of the Enterprise, sending her to join Worf floundering in the water]
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